Hey, Hey, what do you say, I'm goin' to the rod-e-o today.
I drew a bad bull, heard he was a bear, But I can hang for 8, so I just don't care.
Tie up, bear down, sittin' on my bull, I'm just waitin' for the gate to pull.
Out from the chute blows my old ride, It's a wonder that I'm still alive.
Just right then the 8 seconds pass, I jump right off of that bull's ass.
Quick, turn around and what do I see?
That old bull come a-chargin' at me.
I pull a cut-down 12-gauge from my hip, And send that bull on a little trip.
I'm the meanest cowboy that you ever did see, U.S. Army Infantry!