When my granny was 91 She did PT just for fun
When my granny was 92 She did PT better than you
When my granny was 93 She did PT better than me
When my granny was 94 She did PT more and more
When my granny was 95 She did PT to stay alive
When my granny was 96 She kept on doing flutter-kicks
When my granny was 97 She up and died and went to
heaven
She met St. Peter at the pearly gates
Said, "St. Peter, St. Peter, hope I'm not late
St. Peter said with a big ol' grin
"Get down granny, and knock out ten"
She replied with a big ol' smile
"Sorry, St. Peter, I'm on profile!"