Two old ladies lying in bed
One rolled over to the other and said, I wanna be an Airborne Ranger
Live a life of guns and danger Airborne Ranger
Guns and danger,
Two old ladies lying in bed
One rolled over to the other and said, I wanna be a paramedic,
Shoot some funky anesthetic, Paramedic
Anesthetic
Airborne Ranger
Guns and Danger
Two old ladies lying in bed
One rolled over to the other and said, I wanna be a scuba diver,
Jump right in that muddy water Scuba diver
Muddy water
Paramedic
Anesthetic
Airborne Ranger
Guns and Danger