Saw an old lady running down the street
Had a chute on her back, jump boots on her feet Said, “Hey old lady where you goin to?”
She said “US Army Airborne School”
Whatcha gonna do when you get there?
Jump from a plane, float through the air
I said “Hey old lady ain’t you been told?
Airborne School’s for the young and the bold She said “Hey young punk who you talkin’ to? I’m an instructor at the Airborne School
Saw on old lady marching down the road Had a knife in her hand and a 90lb load Said, “Hey old lady where you goin’ to? She said “US Army Ranger School” “Whatcha gonna do when you get there? Jump and swim and kill without care”
I said “Hey old lady ain’t you been told? Ranger School’s for the young and the bold” She said “Hey young punk who you talkin’ to? I’m an instructor at the Ranger School”
Saw an old lady running down the track
Had fins on her feet and a tank on her back Said, “Hey old lady where you goin’ to?
She said “US Army Scuba School”
“Whatcha gonna do when you get there? “Swim under water and never breath air
I said “Hey old lady ain’t you been told? Scuba School’s for the young and the bold” She said “Hey young punk who you talkin’ to? I’m an instructor at the Scuba School!”
Saw an old lady walkin’ down the street
I.V. in her hand and boots on her feet
I said “Hey old lady where you goin’ to?
She said “Army Combat Medic School”
I said “Hey old lady ain’t you been told? Medic School’s for the young and the bold” She said “Hey young punk who you talkin’ to? I’m an instructor at the Medic School?”