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Backwoods Johnny

Backwoods Johnny was a wrestlin' fool. He wrestled alligators on his way toschool. He'd stroke their bellies and throw'em in a sack, and run off to school with a gator on his back. Teacher seen him coming, jump on a chair.
She yelled at Johnny, "Get your gator outta here!"
Johnny replied as he took his seat,
"You better mind your manners 'cause mygator wants some
meat!"