Ding doooong, ong, ong Ding Dong
1SG don't wear no draws I seen it when he took them off He layed them in the grass That grass got so dang mad
Ding Dooooong, ong ong ong (Chorus) Ding dong (Chorus)
The CO don't wear no draws I seen it when he took them off He threw them on the tracks That train went fifty miles back
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SGT Blue don't wear no draws
I seen it when she took them off
She threw them in the sugar
That sugar started blowing out boggers
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SSG Jackson don't wear no draws I seen it when he took them off He threw them at the sky Them birds refused to fly
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