The prettiest girl
I ever saw
Was sipping bourbon
Through a straw
The prettiest girl
I ever saw
Was sipping bourbon (stomp), through a straw.
I walked right up I sat right down I ordered up another round.
I placed my hand upon her knee she said GI your teasing me.
I placed my hand upon her thigh she said GI that's way too high.
I picked her up I laid her down her long blond hair lay all around.
the wedding was a formal one her daddy had a white shotgun.
and now I've got a mother-in-law and 14 kids who call me pa.